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Annoying Partners!

8 May 2012

 

You’re on the green, the sun is shining and you’re playing with a new partner… who turns out to be an annoying one at that. At Caddyshack Rentals we believe there’s only one thing worse than having a bad round… and that’s playing with one of these…

 

The Over-celebratorDefining characteristics: Treats every holed three footer as if just won The Masters. Has sent multiple playing partners home early thanks to overzealous chest bumping. Favourite expression: ”Yes SIR!”

Mobile Phone GuyDefining Characteristics: Considers golf course and extension of his office, home, therapist’s couch, etc. Has perfected the balancing-phone-pn-the-shoulder wedge shot. Favourite expression: “You guys hits. I gotta take this.”

 

The Parking Lot ProDeining characteristics: Colour-coordinated outfit, matching logos and oversized tour bag suggest he’s played professionally. Topped drive off the first tee suggests otherwise. Favourite expression: ”These are the same shoes Tiger Woods wears. ”

 

The VolcanoDefining characteristics: Has unique ability to allow even the most pleasant days to be soured by any bad swing, bounce, or lie. Relies on Ball Retriever Guy to occasionally fetch clubs out of lake. Favourite expression:  **^*^*”! (Not printable!)

 

The Over-celebratorDefining characteristics: Treats every holed three footer as if just won The Masters. Has sent multiple playing partners home early thanks to overzealous chest bumping. Favourite expression: ”Yes SIR!”

 

If you can think of any other annoying partners please let us know; we’d love to hear your thoughts.